Posts Tagged ‘candy’

workplace + childfree = i’ma go apeshit soon. 4.

In awkward, babies in adult places, childfree, new moms on October 31, 2013 at 3:12 pm

halloween. at the office. what better time for everyone to bring their adorbs babies into the office to show off their costumes, i swear – these stay-at-home moms need something to keep them busier.

and then it gets awkward when the mom stands in front of me, while i’m trying to eat my lunch in peace, waiting for me to googoo all over the baby in whatever furry animal costume its wearing. sorry lady – i don’t follow the latest cartoons for tots and i’m sure i have no idea what your kid is supposed to be. and i’m also pretty sure that it’s far too young to be eating chocolate so maybe you should just put on a costume for yourself since the only reason you came in here in the first place was to get candy for yourself.

sheesh. mothers.


In childfree on November 1, 2011 at 6:29 pm

halloween candy corn

if there’s one perk to having kids it’s halloween candy.

if i had kids i’d drive them to all the ritziest neighbourhoods to collect full-sized chocolate bars and cans of coke. and then i’d charge them payment in bonbons for my driving time.

if i had kids. which i don’t.

because the perks as i’ve added them up do not outweigh the hassles.


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