vag music.

In childfree on January 5, 2016 at 2:44 am


so here’s something neat: it’s an ipod for your unborn baby. yup. just insert and let the good times roll and your baby’s development begin.

this baby kid is rubbish.

In childfree on December 5, 2015 at 8:19 pm

i always like to see how people find my site. looking through the keywords always gives me a chuckle. here are some of my favourites:

– this baby kid is rubbish (i’m considering changing the name of my blog to this. for real.)

– kids are shit (enough said.)

– friends with kids crap (who doesn’t have these friends? i’m here for you, whoever you are…)

– scabies lipgloss (well, that’s just gross. and I don’t think i’ve ever written about either on this blog. correct me if I’m wrong.)

– hairy and ginger kid (umm…)

– hate your family (it does basically sum up this site.)

– i’m too pretty to do homework, so my brother has to do it for me (what? i don’t even know how this brought anyone here.)

– i don’t want to hold the baby (exactly.)

– people be like team no kids (and those people be alright with me.)

i’m ok, actually.

In childfree on October 11, 2015 at 4:25 am

okay, so baby wayne and garth are pretty good, but it’s still not enough to make me want a poop factory of my own.


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