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reasons why kid are gross.

In childfree, heh, manners on June 24, 2011 at 2:11 pm

  1. using their hair as napkins.
  2. runny noses.
  3. booger and poop jokes.
  4. they touch everything.
  5. fingerprints on the car windows.
  6. they smell weird.
  7. talking while they eat.
  8. saving their gum for later. on the table.
  9. sticking their stinky sock feet everywhere.
  10. they share everything. food, drinks, lip gloss, hair brushes.
  11. lice.
  12. scabies.
  13. conjunctivitis
  14. farts.
  15. loose teeth.

reason #947,672 to stay childfree

In childfree, lessons learned on June 13, 2011 at 8:40 am

pinkeye.

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