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facebook gems. part 4.

In childfree, manners, new moms on July 18, 2011 at 10:57 am

wonders how parents refrain from picking the boogers out of their babies noses… It is driving me crazy!! Must not pick his nose…

really? this is disgusting. absolutely. it goes to show how gross parents are when they lose their sense of censorship.

psst parents: here’s a tip. no one wants to read this on facebook in the morning over a cup of coffee, or at any other time of day for that matter. also, your baby’s poo smells like everyone else’s and i’d rather you didn’t change its diaper in the middle of the living room carpet. and that cute thing it does after it eats – you know, you call it burping up – i call it puking. no less disgusting than a drunken 40 year old man puking into a garbage can on a tuesday morning.

look. i know the babies can’t help it. but you could try to have a little discretion around any bodily functions. please. i’m really not looking to go on a diet but you’re making me lose my appetite at every turn.

workplace + childfree = i’ma go apeshit soon. 4.

In babies in adult places, childfree, manners, new moms on June 5, 2011 at 4:52 am

when bringing the new baby to the office for a visit, here are a couple of places it is not ok to change its diaper:

1. the lunch table (true story)

2. the kitchen counter. (also true – and though i didn’t personally witness this event i hear there wasn’t even a changing pad involved to avert cross-contamination. gak.)

ps. let me point out that these are just 2 in a long list of many. i’ve only listed these ones because they seem to be a bit baffling to some mothers. really?

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