thank you for this one, pinterest.
don’t cry.
In awkward, childfree on February 12, 2012 at 3:59 am
here’s a terrible thing to put on a baby. because, as a new parent, you really need to try to offend people any more than you possibly already are? i can just picture the awkward scenario that would ensue. i don’t want to hold the baby but, regardless, i do a courtesy hold. then it starts crying and now you’re saying that i’m the ugly one? actually babies cry all the time. that’s why i don’t want to hold them. and if you want to talk about the ugly ones in the room? well, let’s see. oh yes. i’m the one who can still pull off a bikini.
Like this:
no, really.
In about me, childfree on February 10, 2012 at 11:30 ami feel like we’re not allowed to say, ‘we’re not going to have kids.’ because people always say, ‘well, what if something happens?’ as if having kids is something that happens by accident, as if there’s no free will involved.
that’s completely bogus. everyone has choices. everyone can make decisions. i’ve made mine.
we’re not going to have kids. full stop.
